My form of insomnia

Read a book before you go to bed, they said. Just a quarter of an hour, they said. It's a good way to unwind before sleeping, they said. Five hours, half a book, lots of adrenaline and several life altering experiences later I come up for air and realize they are idiots. Idiots who have, apparently, never read a good book. Also, that I'll have to get up in four hours.