Monday: OMG it was weekend and now I've forgotten all my passwords! Also, how did a computer work again?
Tuesday: Right, so I've figured out how my computer is supposed to work... Only it doesn't. Can you fix it? Like, now? No you don't understand, I mean now as in two hours ago, before I had a problem.
Wednesday: Wednesday counts as weekend, right? Right? Also, my kids (nephews and nieces / underlings / friends' kids / some kids who live down the block from me / colleagues) have the afternoon off so I'm entitled to that as well!
Thursday: Hmmm it's not the end of the week yet so I'm supposed to be working really hard! And I am! Only this vague little thing has been bothering and interrupting my workflow for a long long time and suddenly I really can't stand it anymore! I'll just call the IT helpdesk... And then I'll go back to work. Really. (Maybe I should clean up my desk first though...)
Friday: Whatever. Almost weekend!
Friday 16:59: OH FUCK THIS DOESN'T WORK AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL THE HELPDESK BUT I DIDN'T AND NOW IT'S ALMOST 5! I'LL CALL THEM BEFORE THEY CAN GO HOME!
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