Teleporting, still only possible on an atomic level

"Well, I can't work like this, so someone needs to get here right away!"
"I'm sorry, but I can't guarantee that. It really depends on how busy the local IT-team is. I would advise you to find another computer just in case."
"No, I can't!. I have my special keyboard here and I adapted the character-size on this screen. Someone has to get here right now!"
"I'm sorry ma'am, but I really can't guarantee that."
"Well then I'll just do nothing until they get here! See how my boss likes that!"
"Alright ma'am, have a nice day."

Somehow people seem to think they can force me to teleport someone to their location right away if they'll sit with crossed arms and do nothing really hard. Because I totally care that you get yelled at by your boss for doing nothing all day. Breaks my heart. Honestly. What are you, a toddler?